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Some of us project a particular height on the internet, but just how tall is everyone?

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Popular mysteries

Guesses
ceej 505
Matt Stauffer 145
Justin Jackson 136
Ben Holmen 131
James Brooks 110
Ian Landsman 102
Daniel Coulbourne 88
PHP Community 81
Zuzana Kunckova 78
Eric L. Barnes 76

Easily guessed

Avg. error
Shady Inference 🫆 0”
Dave Hicking ¼”
Keith Damiani ¼”
Moni 💋 ¼”
Kay Markschies ¼”
Jan Boesch ¼”
Brian Casel ¼”
Chris Morrell ½”
Andrew Schmelyun ½”
Matt Stenson ½”

Wildly inaccurate

Avg. error
PHP Community 5’ 6”
ayla but bsky pds 5’ 3¾”
Hen Bolmen 3’ 10¾”
Matthew Hailwood 2’ 5½”
Andrew Young 🇨🇦 2’ 1¾”
Max Cerrina 1’ 8¼”
Alex Hillman 1’ 7¼”
brandon 1’ 6¾”
Bernhard Kraemer 1’ 4¼”
Jess Archer 1’ 3½”

Shorter than you think

Overestimated by
Eric L. Barnes 3”
Karl M. 2¾”
Andy Newhouse 2¾”
Merott 1¼”
Andrew Feeney 1¼”
Florian Beer 1¼”
Michelle Sanver 1”
Michael Dyrynda 1”
Richard 1”
Justin Jackson 1”

Sneaky tall

Underestimated by
PHP Community 5’ 6”
ayla but bsky pds 5’ 3¾”
Hen Bolmen 3’ 10¾”
Matthew Hailwood 2’ 5½”
Andrew Young 🇨🇦 2’ 1¾”
Max Cerrina 1’ 8¼”
Alex Hillman 1’ 7¼”
brandon 1’ 6¾”
Bernhard Kraemer 1’ 4¼”
Jess Archer 1’ 3½”

Certified shorties

Height
cordy online 5’ 1”
Michelle Sanver 5’ 1”
Matt Trask 5’ 2”
Marcy Lina 5’ 2”
Andy Newhouse 5’ 2”
Max Cerrina 5’ 2”
Ram Ratan Maurya 5’ 3”
Michele Hansen 5’ 3”
Daryl Legion {php, vue}⚡ 5’ 3”
Eric L. Barnes 5’ 4”

Concussion specialists

Height
PHP Community 10’ 3”
Sebastian Schlein 6’ 7½”
Bernhard Kraemer 6’ 7½”
Hen Bolmen 6’ 7”
Ben Holmen 6’ 5¾”
Matthew Hailwood 6’ 5”
Daniel Coulbourne 6’ 5”
Will King 6’ 4”
6’ 4”
Ian Landsman 6’ 4”
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