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Some of us project a particular height on the internet, but just how tall is everyone?

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Popular mysteries

Guesses
ceej 500
Matt Stauffer 145
Justin Jackson 130
Ben Holmen 129
James Brooks 108
Ian Landsman 102
Daniel Coulbourne 88
PHP Community 79
Zuzana Kunckova 78
Eric L. Barnes 76

Easily guessed

Avg. error
Atanas K. Stefanov ¼”
Dave Hicking ¼”
Keith Damiani ¼”
Kay Markschies ¼”
Jan Boesch ¼”
Jess Archer ¼”
Bring back Łink ¼”
Brian Casel ¼”
Merott ¼”
Sebastian Schlein ¼”

Wildly inaccurate

Avg. error
PHP Community 5’ 5½”
Hen Bolmen 3’ 4¼”
marie 1’ 1¼”
ceej 5¼”
Andrew Young 🇨🇦 4¾”
jack 4¾”
Sheng Slogar 4¾”
Sam Rose 4”
Will King 3½”
Ben Holmen 3½”

Shorter than you think

Overestimated by
marie 1’ 1¼”
Max Cerrina 3½”
Eric L. Barnes 3”
Andy Newhouse 2¾”
Karl M. 2¼”
Alex Hillman 2”
boo-randon 1½”
Justin Jackson 1¼”
Andrew Feeney 1¼”
/\__/\__/\__/ 1¼”

Sneaky tall

Underestimated by
PHP Community 5’ 5½”
Hen Bolmen 3’ 4¼”
ceej 5¼”
Andrew Young 🇨🇦 4¾”
jack 4¾”
Sheng Slogar 4¾”
Sam Rose 4”
Will King 3½”
Ben Holmen 3½”
Ian Landsman 3¼”

Certified shorties

Height
Michelle Sanver 5’ 1”
Marcy Lina 5’ 2”
Andy Newhouse 5’ 2”
Max Cerrina 5’ 2”
Matt Trask 5’ 2”
Ram Ratan Maurya 5’ 3”
Michele Hansen 5’ 3”
Daryl Legion {php, vue}⚡ 5’ 3”
Eric L. Barnes 5’ 4”
Richard 5’ 4¼”

Concussion specialists

Height
PHP Community 10’ 3”
Sebastian Schlein 6’ 7½”
Bernhard Kraemer 6’ 7½”
Hen Bolmen 6’ 7”
Ben Holmen 6’ 5¾”
Daniel Coulbourne 6’ 5”
Matthew Hailwood 6’ 5”
Ian Landsman 6’ 4”
Will King 6’ 4”
❄️ ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ ❄️ 6’ 4”
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